BAD news for Tom Clancy !

From http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net:

"....Tom Clancy's stories...are so mundane and formulaic, you could teach them in algebra (the syllabus would read: Chapter 1 - how to FOIL binomials and terrorist plots, at which point you would drop trow and pinch off a loaf on the teacher's desk for being such a corny bitch). Anyone could string together a Tom Clancy plot. Don't believe me?..." Try it